Doomsayer Aggressive

Description

The end of the day is upon us. The nothing is barreling down on life as we know it and we stand in its path powerless. Only but a stitch in time ago, one might have trundled on down Macarthur Park Way and copped a crispy new set of identificiation, to include but limted to, a birth certificate, drivers license in the state of your choosing and social security card. Perhaps, even a passport so that one might slip away to a foreign land that carried a light to non-existent hand in matters of extradition.
This my dear tobaccophiles, is not longer an option. In light of this certain and final DOOM, I do not offer any solutions nor salvation. I offer you escapism in the form of a value premium cigar. Place gingerly into your suck-hole ignite and consume. Allow yourself to drift away from the looming clouds of nothingness and psychologically emancipate yourself, at least for a moment.. for a price that is more than tangible. You’re welcome!